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Thursday, June 13, 2013

Funnies

5/12/13

Hadley was complaining that she had no shoes to wear to church today.  When I told her to find her silver sandals, she got upset and said that they would not match her pink dress.  I told her that they would be fine because silver goes with everything.  Through her tears she cried, "What do they even match?  My zipper?!?"

5/2013

Recent Conversation with Ellie after teasing one of the other kids about who they might marry:

E: I know who I am going to marry.  Harrison.
M: Really?  Does he know about this?
E: Yep, I tell him every day.
M: And what does he say to that?
E: He says, "No way." But I am still going to marry him.  I always chase him at recess.
M: Do you think he likes that?
E:  I don't know.  I can never catch him.  He is the fastest runner in our class.  I am the second fastest.

5/28/2013

Hadley, in the car today:

H: Mom, are you and Dad in love?
M: Yes
H: That is SO weird!
M: Why is that weird?
H: Because you kiss each other on the lips.

6/10/2013

Last week I told Ashleigh to change the channel on the T.V.  When she asked why, I said "Because I don't want you watching a soap opera."  She shot right back at me: "What do you mean, a soap opera?  They aren't even singing, Mom."

Duh, Mom.  : )